“God Wins the Greatest RV Derby” by Allan B. Cafferky – 12.7.21

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Entry Submitted by Allan B. Cafferky at 6:05 PM EST on December 7, 2021

‘GOD WINS!’

The Greatest RV Derby

Today’s event is brought to you by President Trump and The Military Controllers. I am a freelance journalist submitting to Dinar Chronicles and Rumor Mill News.

Conditions on the track today are a little wet so the racing time is expected to be a little slow for this battle between good and evil.

Turning now for just a minute to the crowd, we see that the VIP box seats are filled with the whales.

The crowd is very excited, and everyone is milling about the betting windows holding Mark Z coffee cups.

Looking at the odds boards, we see that Golden Egg is the crowd favorite with “God Wins” as the long shot and Evil is somewhere in the middle.

It has just been anounced that an early favorite, ‘Doctor Charlie’ has been scratched because he has pulled up lame and ‘The Cabal’ has simply failed to qualify.

The bugle sounds the call to post, and the post parade is just starting. Here comes ‘Golden Egg’. What a beautiful entry in today’s race! ‘Doubter’s Choice’ is going by with his track pony. Next in line is ‘Wolverine’, then ‘Texas Snake’ and ‘Firefly’. These are fine colts indeed coming frm Kentucky. Next is, ‘Judy B’ and ‘Holly’, stable mates in barn 15, the only fillies entered in today’s race.

‘God Wins’ takes his pole position in the starting gate and shows surprising calm even though betting odds are a whopping 17:1. Next to him is ‘GCR Delight’, then ‘Doubter’s Choice’ and ‘Firefly’ who seem to be just a little antsy. Rounding out the competitors are Dinar, Dong, and Zim each is very popular. Something tells me the odds makers for this race are in for a surprise!

‘Covid Passport’ and ‘Vaxx’ just entered their starting gates. The runners are nervous, but ready.

Oh my! Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have just been seen in the background pushing wheelbarrows loaded with horse poop, and the crowd is screaming, “Let’s Go Brandon”!

And they’re off! Shouts MarkZ, who is announcing the RV Derby race today.

‘God Wins’ comes out of the gate in the lead from the start. ‘Golden Egg’ follows. After a slow start by ‘GCR’s Delight’, he is now in third position. The remainder of the field is sort of bunched together, except ‘Covid Passport’, ‘Vaxx’, ‘Digital Dollar’ and ‘Crypto’ who haved dropped to last – they seem to be in slow motion, like something is wrong!

The racers thunder on around the first turn with the race longshot, ‘God Wins’ in the lead! ‘Golden Egg’ is second and ‘GCR’s Delight’ is coming up on the rail. ‘Dinar’, ‘Dong’, and ‘Zim’ are breathing down their necks.

Wait! Something is wrong! ‘Federal Reserve’ has just stopped mid-track and two horses are down. Let’s see if we can find out who is down and what happened. The track Vet has been called in and is currently on the scene.

On the back stretch, the race continues with a lot of strategy and maneuvering playing out, ‘God Wins’ is steadily increasing his lead with ‘Golden Egg’, the crowd favorite, in a hot second place.

Meantime trackside reports that apparently the two fallen competitors ‘Covid Passport and Vaxx slipped in a large pile of manure, broke their legs, and had to be put down.

In the interim, ‘God Wins’ is upsetting the odds makers here at the RV Derby.

It is now ‘Gods Wins’ and ‘Golden Egg’ with ‘Evil’ running hard in third place around the clubhouse turn. Now, they are heading down the home stretch to the finish line.

It looks like ‘Federal Reserve’ just ran out of gas and quit!

‘God Wins’is showing them how it is done! ‘Golden Egg’ is second, at least a length behind the leader.

‘God Wins’ is pulling away! With odds of 17:1, ‘God Wins’ and pays believers handsomely,establishing track records and gathering a lot of new believers.

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