The Office of POOFness Weekly Report: Update from POOF, Susan, and DJ 5-8-23


” The Office of Poofness “


Greetings and Salutations,

None of the changes including the PP’s are going to happen in the way that we were told years ago.. There are many fish too fry and much clearing out before anything can get done with any of the contractual stuff .

We know all of you are weary!!! .

It is still gong to happen but we do not know the timing yet. Be cautious and curious with those that are saying now.!!!!

The latest is there are those who would turn it loose and let it fly making room for deposits in banks; and there are others who are fearful if they did that their banks would find the monies gone…..missing in action.

There are no two ways to look at this; there are many issues and many red flags and all of this is tied to the collapsing economies and the collapsing medical establishments. Making things happen right now is damn near impossible !!


Leaders? Where are they? Few are leading; must are not even good followers. Just be at peace and know that we continue to be on the look out and help where we can.

Continue to peacefully hang on; the light isn’t that far away…

Love and Kisses,



A Confession – Funny Retirement Speech

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little


leaving speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I

had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen

money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss’s

wife, taken illegal drugs. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I

had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.Just as the priest finished his talk the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his speech.

I’ll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived, said the politician. In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession.


I’ve been assured that we would begin to receive from May 17th thru the middle of June. I’m not buying it… but I sure wouldn’t turn it away.

Relax it must come with our safety in mind.


Stay Peaceful ……




Everything, I mean everything, these days is so confusing. I mean doesn’t life seem more of a guessing game than usual? Politics, Insurance, phones, computers, taxes, getting a hold of a customer service rep on the phone, wars, which food is good for you and which is not. Boys will be girls and girls will be boys? What the hell? I could fill the page up with what’s confusing but, like I said, “everything” sorta covers it. Don’t forget the GCR.

I’m convinced that most people don’t know what they believe, rather, they only know what they wish to believe. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to. They just want to know they’re not alone with being confused. Like being caught in a game and having no idea what the rules are. But accepting an answer just because it’s too scary not to have an answer is a good way to get the wrong answer.

Why,why, why can’t people just say what they mean? It appears keeping people confused is a standard practice no matter what field of thought one may be engaged in. Like it’s a tool used with, or on, everything. The confusion distracts us from the truth and makes it difficult to focus on the reality of what we’re dealing with. You have to assume it’s by design.

In this age of technology there is constant access to vast amounts of information. People get overwhelmed with so much information. It’s not so much what goes on in the world, it’s the confusion of how to think, feel, digest and react to what goes on that’s confusing. It’s like life is a collection of weird quizzes with no answer to half the questions. How can so many people be so full of information yet fully deprived of accurate information?

This methodology of confusing people can only be meant to deceive us.. Websters’ definition for deceive is “to make someone believe something that is not true” . To deceive implies “imposing a false idea or belief that causes ignorance, bewilderment, or helplessness”. (Can you say GCR?)

The important thing is not so much that everyone should be taught but rather everyone should be given the wish to learn. I’m not asking anything from anybody, except to think.




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