” The Office of Poofness “
POOF SAID
Greetings and Salutations,
We have been watching the machinations with eagerness and a fine point toward what could be coming down very soon.
We agree that the global arena has as showdown coming and that before it is over the whole earth will know the skinny on far more than this project.
We are grateful for that and we can say that we constantly assure you that the dragon families are still on point to get this exchange under way.
We do not know when, nor do they; but they have ways to signal and to allow for it as the doors open and the directions come forth. We wish we could give you more specific guidelines but you know already that isn’t to be.
We can’t spring anything on you that hasn’t been permitted. It’s the way the ol’ cookie crumbles as you all know so well.
Love and Kisses,
Poof
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SUSAN SAYS
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Time For Some Giggles
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”
AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS THE SAD DEFINITION OF “OLD”!
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
“How old was your husband?”
“98,” she replied: “Two years older than me”
“So you’re 96,” the undertaker commented.
She responded, “Hardly worth going home, is it?”
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
“And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked.
She simply replied, “No peer pressure.”
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I’ve sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth. I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate c----r and diabetes can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver’s license!
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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
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An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
“Wal-Mart?” the preacher exclaimed. “Why Wal-Mart?”
“Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.”
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My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
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Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
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These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, “For fast relief.”
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THE SENILITY PRAYER:
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
PP UPDATE:
All light beings in this universe honor you and support you with unconditional love.
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Namaste’
Susan
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DID YOU KNOW?
Do you know what holds us back most of the time? It’s our own mental models that have been fed with and tainted by misinformation. It can be said that the internet is the most important tool for disseminating information we’ve had since the invention of the printing press. Unfortunately, it is also one of the best ways of stealing or suppressing information and for putting out misinformation. Constantly exposing ourselves to popular culture and the mass media, in all its forms, will ultimately shape our reality tunnel in ways that are nor necessarily conducive to achieving our life goals or calling. Modern society has “lost the plot”.
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Lies, misinformation and conspiracy theories are not free speech! They are fraud and p--------a. The point of modern p--------a isn’t only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth. Misinformation rules when crucial information is suppressed. It’s okay to be honest about not knowing rather than spreading falsehood. Would you enthusiastically recommend that a friend purchase something you had never tested yourself? Probably not. But Intel providers may be doing this unwittingly with information every day. When these like-minded people get together, they often end up thinking a more extreme version of what they thought before they started to talk to each other.
Most of the time, we see only what we want to see, or what others tell us to see, instead of really investigating to see what is really there. We embrace illusions only because we are presented with the illusion that is embraced by the majority. When in truth, they only become popular because they are pounded at us by the media with such an intensity and high level of repetition that its mere force disguises lies and truths. And like obedient schoolchildren, we do not question their validity and swallow everything. Why?. Because since the earliest days of our youth, we have been conditioned to accept that the direction of the herd, and that authority anywhere, is always right.
Be critical in your thinking whenever presented with mass thinking by mass media and the like-minded people who are quick to accept and propagate information that isn’t, or can’t be, verified.
The only thing anyone can really know for sure is that you can’t really know anything for sure, if you’re lucky, you can get half the truth.
DJ
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Love and Kisses,
Team “Poofness”
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